13 Jul Monroe
Let me guess, you sing in the car, loudly and off-key? Well, so do I!! Oh, did I mention loudly? Do you snore? Awesome, me too! Do you also talk in your sleep? Omg, we have so much in common already! I also like to practice my bagpipe playing (toot toot…I kind of stink up the place). Well, if that may make me a lesser dog in your eyes then I, Monroe, may have second thoughts about coming to live with you and love you!
My heart is SO ENORMOUS and my potential for devotion is PRACTICALLY BOTTOMLESS. Also, I’m stubborn and have selective hearing. However, I know all the obedience commands and my foster mom has said I do listen when I want to. I will walk by your side outdoors without a leash and I love to follow you everywhere, because I have to see everything you do. That makes me pretty much perfect, if I do say so myself.
Well, almost perfect. You see, I don’t really like little kids, but I’m ok with older children. They have to be taller. I think 8 and older would be ok, but I don’t know. I’m just a dog, so don’t ask me…ask my foster momma about these things. Oh and you can’t drop food on the floor and expect to get it back. It has officially become mine now! Outside of that, I’ll just happily snooze, snore, and mutter the night away with you. Tell me that’s not a relationship made in HEAVEN!
Tell me you’re not frantically reading these words, thinking, “MY GOD! I must find out how to adopt this dog RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE!” Calm down, off-key-singing person! I have all the information you need to adopt me, or share me with some other loud-singing human who needs me in their life. I overheard my foster momma say you have to click the link on the IBR page and email me more about yourself so we can get your digits.
Hope to chat soon!